The random journal entries of a science-minded, four-eyed, anti-social freak.

Do more than to simply exist.
— 6 word story (via barrierspark)

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT.
— James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)

retr0philia:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake you’ve got nun unless you’ve got rabbits Shan Yu¿